February 2012
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Here's to the girl who's not pretty enough, who's...
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operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
I miss being a little kid. You fall asleep in the...
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Now my mom’s just like
GET THE FUCK UP AND GET IN YOUR ROOM!
This blog is so funny I’m gonna die
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
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